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Hello friends I M your lovely and cute friend Anjali gupta, Mera manna hai jindgi hansne aur hansane ka naam hai aur jo choti si jindgi hume mili hai use hansi khushi se bitana chahiye, Waise bhi mera manna hai jindgi mai 3 chijen most important hai, Love, sex and money, To mere is blog www.sexomeniaa.blogspot.in mai aapko sab wo sab kuch milega jo aapko chahiye.
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Wednesday 24 September 2014
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Jindgi ka abubhav
एक हीरोइन अपनी मां से बोली) - मां मैं आजकल जिस फिल्म की शूटिंग कर रही हूं, उसके हीरो और विलेन दोनों ही मुझसे शादी करना चाहते हैं, असल जिंदगी के लिए कौन-सा पति की भूमिका में फिट रहेगा।
मां ने अपना पूरी जिंदगी का अनुभव इस्तेमाल करते हुए एक नेक सलाह दी - बेटी...! मेरी मान तो विलेन से शादी कर ले, क्योंकि हीरो को तो पीटने की आदत होती है, जबकि विलेन पिट कर भी हंसता रहता है।Thursday 18 September 2014
Jaat its rocks
Tuesday 16 September 2014
Pilla Ya Billa
Santa Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,
Santa Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha,
Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”
Santa Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha
Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”
Santa Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi, Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“
Gold ki Ring
Manoj Ek Ladki Ko Purpose Karta Hai.
Manoj: “I Love You. Tum Duniya Ki Sabse Khubsoorat Ladki Ho”
Ladki: “Acha Par Tumhare Piche Mujhse Bhi jyada Khubsoorat Ladki Khadi Hai”
Manoj Mud Ke Piche Dekhta Hai Par Waha Koi Nahi Tha.
Ladki: “Agar Tum Sach Mein Mujhse Pyar Karte To Kabhi Piche Mud Kar Na Dekhte I Hate You”
Moral: Moral Words Kuch Ni Bas Ladki Zara Tej Nikali.
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Par Picture Abhi Baki Hai, Mere Dost.
Manoj: “Chalo Jaisi Tumhari Marazi, Magar Ab Ye Gold ki Ring Main Kisko Dunga”
Ladki Fatafat Se Boli: “Lo… Ab Main Apne Janu Se Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti“
Monday 15 September 2014
Ullu ka pattha
Ek Ladka Apni Padoos ki Aunty ko
ghar chodne gaya...
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Late ho gaya to Aunty ne bola
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Beta raat bahut ho gai hai,
tum yahi ROSHAN ke room main so jao.!
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Ladka bola - Nahi Aunty main
yahi SOFA par so jaunga
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Agle din Subah ek Bahut hi
Sundar Ladki CHAI le kar aai..
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Ladka - Aap kaun ho..??
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Ladki - Main ROSHAN. Aap kaun..??
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Ladka - Main Ullu ka pattha..
Ambulance Ka Game
Santa Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se
Setting Chal Rahi Thi,
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Bahut Manane Ke Baad Vo Ladki Sex Ke Liye
Razi Hui.
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Santa Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar par
Bulaya Aur Bola.
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Santa - Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Ka Game Khelte Hai
Ladki - Arey Ye Kaun sa Game Hai?
Maine To Iska Naam pahali bar Suna hai
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Santa Muskurate Hue:
Arey Bada Simple game Hai, Main Apna
Tumhare Mein Dalunga,
Jab Tumhe Dard Ho
Aur Tum Mujhe Rokna Chaho
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Bolna Red Light
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Ladki Kuch Sochne Ke Boli - Theek Hai
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Santa Ne Jaise Hi Apna Uske Ander
Dala aur 2-3 Dakke Diye To
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Uski Dard Ke Maare Fatt Gayi
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Aur Chillane Lagi 'Red Light'
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Red Light Ufff?..
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Red Light Ohh..
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Red Light "Haaye main Mar Gayi.
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Arey Ruko To Sahi??
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Santa Shaitani Hasi Hanste Hue
Bola :
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Arey behan ki lodi,
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Ambulance Bhi Kabhi Red Light Par
Rukti Hai kya...
Friday 12 September 2014
Sabse bada kaun
Ek Sharabi Sharab Peekar ghar jaa raha tha...
Raste main Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha.
Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada"..
Sharabi bola - Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada
Pujari : "Chalo bhai Dharti badi"
Sharabi : "Dharti badi to Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari : "Sheshnaag bada"
Sharabi : "Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada"
Pujari : "Chalo bhai Shiv bada"
Sharabi : "Shiv bada to Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari : "Parbat bada"
Sharabi : "Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari : "Hanuman bada"
Sharabi : "Hanuman bada to Ram ki charno main kyon pada"
Pujari : "Ram bada"
Sharabi : "Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari : "Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"
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Sharabi : "Is duniya main wo bada jo Puri bottle pee ke apni taango pe khada"
Smile deni hai
Dada Pote se.. Beta zara andar se mere daant lekar aana..
Pota - Dada lekin abhi to khana bhi nahi bana hai..
Dada - Are beta khane ke liye nahi.. wo saamne wali building main teri aunty ko Smile deni hai...
--Thokne ke baad
Ek Ladka ladki ko pata ke door ke hotel mai le gaya
Hotle ke room mai ladke ne ladki ke sath sex karna shuru kiya to
ladki- "Mein bataana bhool gayi ki mein ek call girl hun aur 1 baar ke 700 rs leti hun."
Ladke ne majboori main paise diye aur fir ladki ko thoka.
Ladki ko thokne ke baad ladka cigarette peene laga.
Ladki - chalo ab wapis chalen?
Ladka - Main tumko 1 baat bataana bhool gaya tha ki mein Taxi Driver hun aur yaha se shahar ke 1000 rs leta hun.
Moral - thokne se pahle ladke bhale hi Pagal ban jate hain par thokne ke baad dimaag se hi kaam lete hain...
mere 8 friends
Ek Ladki Doctor se doctor sahab aap last time abortion par blade andar hi bhul gaye…
DOCTOR:- Ohh I aM so sorry kuchh hua to nahi??????
Ladki : mere 8 friends namard ho
gaye, , 9 ki ungliya kat gaye… 15 gunge ho gaye
aor Fadnii Padegi.
1 Din Santa Bike Se kahi ja raha tha,
Tabhi Santa ka achanak Accedient ho jata hai aur
UsKi G*** Fatt Jaati Hai,
Santa Hospital Tanke Lagvane Jaata Hai,
Nurse Ne Santa Se Puchha: “Kitni Khuli Rakhni Hai?”
Santa : “Jitni Aapki Hai”,
Nurse: “Fir To aor Fadnii Padegi.”
mera haath
1 ladka Ladki ke Ghar apni Shadi ki baat karne jata hai-
ladka Ladki k baap se- “Mai apki beti ka hath mangne aaya hu”
Baap-”kyun?
Ladka-”kyunki ab mera haath thak chuka hai.
Thook Lagaa Ke
Suhagraat Ke Din Ek kanjoos Dulha Apni Dulhan Se
Khoob Sex Karne Ke Baad usse bola
“Agar tumhe Is Ghar Mein Rahna Hai Toh
Kanjoosi Karni Padegi”
Smart Dulhan: “Toh Phir Itna Sara Oil L*nd Par
Lagane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi, Hamaare Gaon mein Toh Ye Kaam
Thook Lagaa Ke Hi Ho Jata Tha“