Suhagrat aur Pranayaam

2 Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein 1-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Pahli: “Kal Mera First Time Tha”
Dusri: “Oh Really, Kya Hua?”
Pahli: “Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar Nikaala”
Dusri: “Dheere Se Kyu?”
Pahli: “Unhone Bataya Tha, Pehle Dheere-Dheere Karna Hai”
Dusri: “Theek Hai, Phir?”
Pahli: “Pehle 10 Minute Tak Aise Hi Kiya, Badi Mushkil Hui Kaabu Karne Mein”
Dusri: “Uske Baad? Kya Hua”
Pahli: “Phir Thoda Teji Se Liya, Phir Aur Tej – Phir Aur Tez”
Dusri: “Hmmmmmm Phir ?”
Pahli: “Phir Jhatke Se Andar Leti Gayi, Aur Jhatke Se Bahar Nikaalti Gayi”
Dusri: “Oh My God”
Pahli: “Saare Room Mein Aawaaz Goonjne Lagi, Kafi Der Tak Kiya, Teji Se Lete Aur Bahar Nikaalte Hue Dard Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Tha”
Dusri: “Aage Bataaaa, Phir Kya Hua”
Pahli: “Bas Yaar Ramdev Baba Ne Kaha Aise Hi Pranayaam Mein Apne Saans Ko Kaabu Karo, Anand Aayega.

Condom Ka Kharcha

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,

Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”

Aunty: “Nahi”

Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“

5 Chaddiya

Ek Aurat Apne Hath Me Hathoda Le Kar Apni Beti Ke College Me Gayi Aur Boli - Kaha Hai Meri Beti Ki Class ?

Principal - Behanji, Shanti Rakhiye, Baat Kya Hai ?

Aurat - Aaj 5 Din Ho Gaye Hai, Meri Beti Ki 5 Chaddiya Fat Gayi Hai...

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Aaj Main Us Ki Bench Ki Keel Thok Ke Hi Jaungi.

Vesline Ki Dibbi

Anuj Apne Liye Ek Purani Bike Dhund Raha Thha.

Ek Din Use Aisi Bike Mili Jiski Condition Bilkul Nayi Se Bhi Achhi Thi.

Usne Use Kharidte Samaye Uske Malik Se Pucha: “Yaar, Ye Itni Nayi Kaise Lagti Hai?”

Malik Bola: “Ek Vesline Ki Dibbi Hamesha Apne Paas Rakho, Aur Jese Hi Barish Shuru Ho Iske Uppar Vesline Laga Do Hamesha Nayi Jaisi Hi Rahegi.”

Nayi Jaisi Bike Leke Usne Apni Girlfriend Ko Dikhayi Aur Usko Ghumane Le Gaya.

Vapis Jab Use Ghar Chhod Raha Tha To Girlfriend Boli Ki Aaj Raat Ko Tum Hamare Ghar Par Hi Dinner Karo.

Anuj Man Gaya Aur Bike Ko Stand Pe Laga Ke Jaisi Hi Ander Jane Laga To Uski Girl Friend Ne Ek Ajeeb Baat Batai.

Wo Boli: “Hamare Ghar Mein Khana Khane Ke Time Par Jo Bhi Kuch Bolega Use Ghar Ke Saare Bartan Manjhne Padte Hai, Isliye Khana Khate Samaye Kuch Bhi Mat Bolna.”

Uski Baat Sun Kar Ok Bola, Par Jaisi Hi Ander Ghusa Dekh Kar Hairan Rah Gaya, Ghar Ke Har Kone Mein Juthe Bartno Ka Dher Laga Hua Tha.

Bina Kuch Bole Dining Table Pe Beth Gaya, Sabhi Log Chupchap Khana Khane Lage, Koi Kuch Nahi Bol Raha Tha.

Anuj Ka Dimag Ab Kaam Kiya Aur Usne Moke Ka Fayada Uthate Hue Apni Girl Friend Ko Kiss Kiya,

Uske Kapde Utarne Shuru Kiye Phir Wo Dono Khana Bhul Kar Sex Mein Lag Gaye.

Woh Dono Jameen Par Hi Sex Karne Lage Par Koi Kuch Nahi Bola.

Uski Girl Friend Ki Maa, Uska Baap, Uski Behen Sab Ye Tamasha Dekh Rahe The.

Par Bartan Manjhne Ke Darr Se Sabhi Chup The. Girl Friend Ko Achhi Tarah Chodne Ke Baad,

Anuj Ne Uski Behen Ko Bhi Chodna Shuru Kar Diya Par Koi Kuch Nahi Bola.

Jab Anuj Uski Maa Ko Chod Chuka Hi Tha Tabhi Jor Se Barish Hone Lagi, Aur Use Apni Bike Ki Fikar Hone Lagi.

Usne Tezi Se Jeb Mein Hath Dala Aur Vesline Ki Dibbi Nikali Hi Thi Ki. Ladki Ka Baap Chilla Kar Bola, “Nahi Nahi, Mein Bartan Manjhne Ke Liye Tyaar Hun“

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AApki anJu

Dono Ke Beech

Ladka ek ladki ko chete huye gana gata hai: “Peelu Tere Nile-Nile Nainon Ki Shabnam Peelu, Tere Gile-Gile Hothon Ki Sargam Peelu”

ladki Vese Hi Kisi Baat Pe Jali-Funki Bethi Thi Isliye Gusse Se Boli

Chinki: “Bhonsdi Ke, Dono Ke Beech Mein Naak Bhi Aata Hai Waha Se Bhi Kuch Pee Ke Dekh Le Aur Agar Phir Bhi Tera Jee Na Bhare To Bolna Main Panty Utarungi, Mera Period Abhi Chal Hi Raha Hai, Wahan Se Bhi Pee Liyo Shayad Tujhe Pasand Aa Jaye“

car park

Pathan ek ladki ke saath sex kar raha tha

Ladki boli: “Aur andar, thoda uppar, thoda right, thoda left”

Pathan: “Oye! Tu sex kar rahi hai ya mujhse car park kara rahi hai“

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Tusi vi punjabi ho"

Ladki santa ka private saman dekh kar boli: “itna bada”

Santa khushi se bola: “O ji hum punjabi hain hamara to sub kuch hi bada hota hai”

Jab ladki ne apni salwaar utaari to santa uski choot dekh kar bola “Oye! Tusi vi punjabi ho“

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AApki anJu

Zara dheere karo

Pati patni sex kar rahe thhe, pati ko kaafi josh chada hua thha,

Patni: “Zara dheere karo kyu Rajhdhani Express chala rahe ho”

Itne mein unka beta bed se nichhe gir gaya aur bola

“Jo marji chalao par passangers ko to niche mat girao“

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AApki anJu

Mai Tyaar Hun

Anand Sharma Apne Liye Ek Purani Bike Dhund Raha Thha.

Ek Din Use Aisi Bike Mili Jiski Condition Bilkul Nayi Se Bhi Achhi Thi.

Usne Use Kharidte Samaye Uske Malik Se Pucha: “Yaar, Ye Itni Nayi Kaise Lagti Hai?”

Malik Bola: “Ek Vesline Ki Dibbi Hamesha Apne Paas Rakho, Aur Jese Hi Barish Shuru Ho Iske Uppar Vesline Laga Do Hamesha Nayi Jaisi Hi Rahegi.”

Nayi Jaisi Bike Leke Usne Apni Girlfriend Ko Dikhayi Aur Usko Ghumane Le Gaya.

Vapis Jab Use Ghar Chhod Raha Tha To Girlfriend Boli Ki Aaj Raat Ko Tum Hamare Ghar Par Hi Dinner Karo.

Anand Man Gaya Aur Bike Ko Stand Pe Laga Ke Jaisi Hi Ander Jane Laga To Uski Girl Friend Ne Ek Ajeeb Baat Batai.

Wo Boli: “Hamare Ghar Mein Khana Khane Ke Time Par Jo Bhi Kuch Bolega Use Ghar Ke Saare Bartan Manjhne Padte Hai, Isliye Khana Khate Samaye Kuch Bhi Mat Bolna.”

Uski Baat Sun Kar Ok Bola, Par Jaisi Hi Ander Ghusa Dekh Kar Hairan Rah Gaya, Ghar Ke Har Kone Mein Juthe Bartno Ka Dher Laga Hua Tha.

Bina Kuch Bole Dining Table Pe Beth Gaya, Sabhi Log Chupchap Khana Khane Lage, Koi Kuch Nahi Bol Raha Tha.

Anand Ka Dimag Ab Kaam Kiya Aur Usne Moke Ka Fayada Uthate Hue Apni Girl Friend Ko Kiss Kiya,

Uske Kapde Utarne Shuru Kiye Phir Wo Dono Khana Bhul Kar Sex Mein Lag Gaye.

Woh Dono Jameen Par Hi Sex Karne Lage Par Koi Kuch Nahi Bola.

Uski Girl Friend Ki Maa, Uska Baap, Uski Behen Sab Ye Tamasha Dekh Rahe The.

Par Bartan Manjhne Ke Darr Se Sabhi Chup The. Girl Friend Ko Achhi Tarah Chodne Ke Baad,

Anand Ne Uski Behen Ko Bhi Chodna Shuru Kar Diya Par Koi Kuch Nahi Bola.

Jab Anand Uski Maa Ko Chod Chuka Hi Tha Tabhi Jor Se Barish Hone Lagi, Aur Use Apni Bike Ki Fikar Hone Lagi.

Usne Tezi Se Jeb Mein Hath Dala Aur Vesline Ki Dibbi Nikali Hi Thi Ki. Ladki Ka Baap Chilla Kar Bola

Baap: “Nahi Nahi, Mein Bartan Manjhne Ke Liye Tyaar Hun“

Suhagrat Ka Gyan

                                   Suhagrat Ka Gyan

Agar Wo Upar-Upar Se Kare To Anjaan Hoga.

Agar Wo Pura Andar Dalkar Kare To Jankar Hoga.

Agar Wo 2 Bar Kare To Jawan Hoga.

Agar Woh 3 Bar Kare To Tufan Hoga.

Agar Woh 4 Bar Kare To Tera Nuksan Hoga Aur

Agar Woh Pichhe Se Kare To Pakka Pathan Hoga.

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AApki anJu

Muth Maar Li Hai

                      Muth Maar Li Hai

 

Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girl-Friend Ko SMS Kiya

Ladka: “Kal Date Pe Tum Mujhe Kiss Karne Dogi?”

Ladki: “Nahi Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To?”

Ladka: “Koi Nahi Dekhe Ga, Bharosa Rakho Mujh Par”

Ladki: “Ok Jaanu De Doon Gi”

Ladka: “Boobs Choosne Dogi?”

Ladki: “Ok Yaar Wo Bhi Choos Lena”

Kuch Der Ke Baad Ladke Ka Fir Se Message Aaya

Ladka: “Nahi Yaar, Yeh Sab Ghalat Hai, Main Tumhein Touch Bhi Nahi Karna Chahta, Hamara Pyaar Pavitar Hai”

Ladki: “Bhonsdi Ke Mujhe Pata Hai Tu Ne Ab Muth Maar Li Hai Kuttay“

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Tum Mard Hote

Pati Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Ko Bade Pyar Se Kaha

Pati: “Jaan, Tumhara Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Bhi Mard Hoti”

Patni Gusse Se Boli: “Nahi, Par Mera Dil Hamesha Ye Chahta Hai Ke Kash Tum Mard Hote“

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AApki anJu

Mardana Kamzori

                                         MardanaKamzori

 

Baba Sasharam Ji Ka Ek Param Bhakat Manoj kumar Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Unke Pass Gaya Aur Ek Sawal Puchha

Manoj kumar: “Baba Ji, Ye Mardana Kamzori Kya Hoti Hai?”

Baba Sasharam: “Bachha, Agar Tumhare Khawab Mein Koi Ladki Aaye Aur Waha Bhi Uski Izzat Bach Jaye, To Ise Mardana Kamzori Kehte Hai“ 

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AApki anJu

Uska Hath

Apne Ladke Ko Ek Din Muth Maarte Dekh Uske Dad Ne Pakad Liya Aur Fatafat Uski Shadi Kar Di.

Kuch Din Bad Jab Unhone Apne Ladke Se Puchha: “Beta Ab Sab Thik To Hai Na?”

Ladka Gusse Se Bola: “Ganta Theek Hai Daddy, Uska Hath To 5 Minute Mein Hi Thak Jata Hai“.

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Tensions Hi Tensions

Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi 3 Din Se Beemar Thi, Bechara Tension Mein Tha.

Ghar Se Dawayi Lene Ke Liye Nikla To Baarish Shuru Ho Gayi, Tension Aur Bad Gayi.

Baarish Ruki To Jaisi Hi Ghar Se Nikla To Bike Puncture Ho Gayi, Bechara Fir Tension Mein.

Bike Ko Puncture Lagvaya To Thodi Door Jane Ke Baad Ek Aurat Ne Use Awaj Di, Usko Tension Hui Ki Ye Kon Hai Jisne Awaj Lagayi.

Usne Aurat Se Pucha To Usne Bataya Ki Vo Pregnant Hai Usko Hospital Le Jao, Bechara Aur Tension Mein Aa Gaya.

Fir Bhi Insaniyat Ke Nate Usne Uski Help Ki Aur Hospital Le Gaya, Pata Chala Doctor Abhi Nahi Aya, Bechare Ki Tension Aur Bad Gayi.

Doctor Jab Aya To Usne Operation Karne Se Mana Kar Diya Ki Iske Pati Ko Lao, Aadmi Ko Aur Tension Ho Gayi.

Par Usne Apna Faraz Nibhate Hue Kaha Ki Main Hi Iska Pati Hun, Ab Tension Ye Thi Ki Bachha Hoga Bhi Nahi.

Doctor Ne Usko Aake Kaha Ki Ladka Hua Hai, Ab Vo Jaisi Hi Jane Laga To Aurat Ne Awaj De Ke Kaha Patidev Kaha Ja Rahe Ho. Sun Ke Tension Extreme Ho Gayi.

Usne Kaha Ki Maine To Operation Ho Jaye Isliye Kaha Tha Ki Pati Hun, Par Aurat Ne Kaha Ki Yahi Mera Pati Hai, Tension Se Sir Fatne Ko Ho Gaya.

Usne Kaha Ki Doctor Mera Test Kar Lo, Doctor Ne Test Kiya To Pata Chala Ki Vo To Baap Hi Nahi Ban Sakta Tha, Ye Sochkar Uski Tension Hadd Se Jyada Badd Gayi

Jaisi Hi Bahar Aya To Socha Ki Ghar Mein Jo Do Bache Hai Fir Vo Kiske Hai, Bas Is Tension Se Vo Vahi Behosh Ho Gaya

So Dosto Aaj Ke Time Jidhar Bhi Jao Tensions Hi Tensions Hai, So Jara Dhayan Se Jiyo.

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AApki anJu

Wajan Kam Ho Gaya

"Aaj Ke Time Mein Sab Motape Se Pareshan Hai, Apne Rathee Ne Bhi Wajan Kam Karne Ki Sochi Aur Vakiye Hi Wajan Kam Kar Liya, Par Kaisi?"

Hamara Pyara Dost Rathee Bahut Mota Tha Aur Apne Wajan Ko Lekar Bahut Pareshan Tha.

Usne Bade Bade Tarike Apnaye, Gym Gya, Medicines Khayi Par Koi Farak Na Pada.

Ek Din Usne News Paper Mein Add Dekhi, Ki “Teen Din Mein 20 Killo Wajan Kam Kare, Fees Sirf 5000 Rs”

Rathee Bada Hairan Hua Ki Esa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai, Man Mein Shanka Lekar Udhar Ja Pahuncha.

Jake Manager Se Mila Aur Pucha: “Arey Esa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aadmi Ka Teen Din Mein 20 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Jaye?”

Manager Muskura Ke Bola: “Aap Is Bat Ki Chinta Na Kare, Join Kare Aur Khud Dekh Le”

Rathee Ne Socha Ki Chalo Itne Paise Barbaad Kiye Hai Ek Baar Aur Sahi, Usne Ye Soch Ke Fees Bar Di.

Ek Aadmi Aya Aur Usne Uske Sare Kapde Utarva Ke Nanga Kar Diya, Aur Use Ek Kamre Mein Chhod Aya.

Do Minute Bad Kamre Mein Ek Nangi Par Bahut Hi Sunder Aur Sexy Ladki Aayi

Rathee Ka Usko Dekhte Hi Khada Ho Gaya Aur Uske Muh Se Laar Tapkane Lagi.

Ladki Boli: “Agar Tumne Mujhe Pakad Liya To Tumhe Apne Saath Sex Karne Ka Moka Dungi”

Ye Kahte Hi Ladki Kamre Mein Bagne Lag Gayi Aur Rathee Usko Pakadne Ke Liye Uske Piche Piche.

1 Ganta Race Chalti Rahi Par Rathee Us Ladki Ko Na Pakad Paya Aur Thak Kar Behosh Ho Kar Gir Gaya.

Thodi Der Baad Hosh Aaya Utha Aur Bahar Nikal Ke Usne Apna Wajan Tola To Dekha Ki 5 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Gaya.

Rathee Khush Hua Aur Ghar Aa Gaya, Agle Din Fir Vahi Pahuncha Aur Man Mein Socha Ki Aaj Is Ladki Ko Pakad Hi Lunga.

Fir Race Shuru Ho Gayi, Rathee Uske Piche Piche Bhag Raha Tha Aur Is Bar Ladki Ke Kafi Najdik Pahunch Paa Raha Tha

Par Ladki Aur Tez Bhagne Lag Gayi, Is Bar 2 Gante Bhaag Kar Rathee Thak Har Kar Beth Gaya.

Bahar Aya Check Kiya To 5 Killo Aur Wajan Kam Ho Gaya Tha. Rathee Bahut Hi Khush Ho Gaya Aur Ghar Aa Gaya

Agle Din Usne Kasam Kha Li Thi Ki Aaj To Is Ladki Ko Pakad Ke Hi Rahunga.

Agle Din Vo Nanga Hokar Kamre Mein Pahuncha Aur Ladki Ka Intezar Karne Lag Gaya.

Tabhi Ek 7 Foot Ka Kala Habshi (Neegro) Kamre Mein Aya, Jiska Lund Bahut Hi Mota Aur 12 Inch Ka Tha.

Rathee Ko Dekh Ke Habshi Muskura Ke Bola: “Beta Agar Mene Tujhe Pakad Liya To Main Teri Tasalli Se Gaand Marunga”

Bas Fir Kya Tha Rathee Aage Aage Aur Habshi Piche Piche, Rathee Pure Josh Ke Sath Bhag Raha Tha.

3 Gante Tak Ye Chalne Ke Baad Rathee Puri Tarha Thakne Ke Baad Gir Kar Behosh Ho Gaya.

2 Gante Baad Jab Hosh Aya To Bahar Nikla Aur Wajan Tolne Gaya To Dekha Ki Sidha 10 Killo Wajan Kam Ho Gaya Tha.

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AApki anJu

Chodumal

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ki Shadi Ke Agle Roz Uske Dosto Ne Puchha

Dost: “Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”

Chodumal Khan Sahab Ne Shayri Ke Andaj Mein Farmaya

Haq To Yeh Hai Ke Haq Ada Na Hua

Asal Waqt Pe Hi Chodumal Ka Khada Na Hua.

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3 Darwaje

Ek Jyada Syana Ladka Mar Kar Narak Mein Pahuncha

Yamraj: “Narak Mein Aapka Sawagat Hai, Idhar 3 Darwaje Hai, Aur Har Koi Apne Bure Karmo Ka Fal Bhugat Raha Hai, Tum Koi Bhi Darwaja Chun Sakte Ho”

Pahle Darwaje Mein Ek Aadmi Ko Hunter Pad Rahe The

Dusre Darwaje Mein Aadmi Ko Tel Ki Kadhayi Mein Jalaya Ja Raha Tha

Teesre Darwaje Mein Ek Ladki Ek Bande Ka Tasali Se Choos Rahi Thi

Ladke Ne Ye Dekha Aur Fat Se Bola: “Main Teesra Darwaja Chunta Hun”

Yamraaj Muskuraya Aur Ladki Se Bola: “Good News, Ab Tum Jaa Sakti Ho, Tumhari Jagha Lene Koi Aur Aa Gaya Hai“

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AApki anJu

Gadhe Ka Hathiyar

Ek Baar Ek Bachha Apni Maa Ke Sath Bazar Ja Raha Tha.
Raste Mein Use Ek Gadha Dikha Jiska Samaan Bahar Nikla Hua Tha.
Bachhe Ko Samajh Na Aya Ki Wo Kya Hai To Usne Apni Maa Se Pucha.
Bachha: “Maa, Ye Kya Hai?”
Maa: “Beta Kuch Nahi Hai”
Agle Din Wo Hi Bachha Apne Papa Ke Sath Market Mein Se Ja Raha Tha To Use Samne Wahi Gadha Dubara Dikha.
Usne Apne Papa Se Pucha: “Wo Kya Hai Papa?”
Papa:”Beta Ye Gadhe Ka Hathiyar Hai”
Beta: “Par Papa, Kal To Mummy Kah Rahi Thi Ke Kuch Nahi Hai”
Papa Ek Lambi Saans Chhodte Hue Bole
Papa: “Haan Beta, Wo Sahi Kah Rahi Thi, Uske Liye To Ye Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai“

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AApki anJu

Indian are the best

Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The – Ek Pakistani, Ek Amriki Aur Ek Indian. Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath Hi Hua – Schooling, College, Yahaan Tak Ki Shaadi Bhi,Teeno Honeymoon Bhi Saath-Saath Hi Gaye, Aur Ek Hi Hotel Mein Ruke.Hotel Mein Pahunchane Ke Baad, Teeno Apne-Apne Kamre Mein Jaane Se Pahle Mile,Aur Tay Kiya Ki Subah Breakfast Table Par Ek Doosre Ko Batayenge Ki Kisne Kitni Baar Kiya.Par Samasya Thi Ki Apni Patniyon Ke Saamne Kaise Is Baare Mein Baat Karenge.Par Teeno Smart The, Jaldi Hi Is Baat Ka Hal Bhi Dhoondh Liya, Jo Jitne Baar Bread Par Butter Lagayega, To Uska Matlab Hoga Ki Usne Utni Baar Sex Kiya.

Aur Teeno Apne-Apne Room Mein Chale Gaye, Subah Teenon Breakfast Table Par Mile,

Pahle Pakistani Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya Aur Bread Apni Plate Mein Rakh Di.

Phir Amriki Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Sidhi Taraf 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Phir Bread Ko Palta Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya.

Ab Baari Thi Indian Ki, Usne Apni Bread Uthai, 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Bread Palti Fir 2 Baar Butter Lagaya,

Phir Pakistani Ki Bread Uthai, Dono Taraf Butter Lagaya Aur Rakh Di, Phir Amriki Ki Bread Uthai Aur Use Bhi Dono Taraf Butter Laga Diya.

Aur Phir,

Phir Kya?

East aur west Indian are the best

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Ungli Mein Dard

Ek NRI India Ghumne Aaya Aur Usne Tea-Stall Par Jakar Ek Chai Order Ki.

NRI Ko Ek Chhota Ladka Chai Dene Aaya, Jisne Chai Ke Cup Ko Peene Wale Hisse Se Andar Ki Taraf Se Pakda Hua Tha.

NRI Ne Chai Ka Ek Ghoot Piya Aur Bola: “Tum Log Kab Sudhroge? Chai Is Tarah Nahi Pakadte, Ungli Nahi Doobate Chai Mein”

Ladka: “Sahab Ungli Mein Dard Hai, Dr. Ne Senkne Ke Liye Kaha Tha”

NRI Gusse Se Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke Apni Gaand Mein Rakh Ungli, Wahaan Sabse Jayada Senk Milega”

Ladka: “Sahab Abhi Tak Udhar Hi Thi, Aapke Order Ke Baad Nikalni Padi“

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Aage Ya Piche

Ek Baar Class Mein Nayi Ladki Aayi,

Teacher Ne Ladki se Puchha.

Teacher: “Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “Ji, Simmy”

Teacher: “Aage Ya Piche kya Lagati Ho?”

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur Piche Sarson Ka Tel“

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AApki anJu

Chatni chatao

Pati aur Patni Sex Kar Rahe The.

Achanak kisi ne Door Bell Bajayi.

Patni ne 5 Min bad Darwaja Khola.

Dost - Bhabhi badi der laga di darwaja kholne me?

Bhabhi- Hum log chatni koot rahe the.

Dost- Bhabhi kabhi hame bhi Chatni chatao.

Bhabhi - Maine To Bartan Dho Diye Hai, Kutne ke Dande Par Lagi Hogi, Chat Lo.

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Personal Tower

Ladke Ka Mast Baatein Karne Ka Mood Bana To Apni Girl-Friend Ko Phone Kiya.

Girl-Friend: “Hello, Janu Kaise Ho?”

Ladka: “Main To Theek Hoon Sweetheart, Aur Tum Sunao”

Girl-Friend: “Kaha Se Baat Kar Rahe Ho?”

Ladka: “Basment Se”

Girl-Friend: “Waha Bhi Network Mil Raha Hai”

Ladka: “Network Kyun Nahi Ayega Apna Personal Tower Jo Khada Hai“

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Khada Hathiyar

Boy Friend Ne Ek Din Apni Girlfriend Ko Kaha

Boy Friend: “ Janu, Kya Main Tumhe Ek Kiss Kar Sakta Hun?”

Girl-Friend: “Condom Laye Ho Kya? ”

Boy Friend Ko Samajh Na Aaya To Usne Puchha

Boy Friend: “Arrey, Kiss Karne Ke Liye Condom Ki Kya Jarurat Hai?”

Girl-Friend: “Achha, Sharif To Aise Ban Rahe Ho Jaise Kiss Karne Ke Baad Khade Hathiyar Pe Meri Panty Tangoge?“

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AApki anJu

Baba Saasharam ke sexi vachan

Ek Baar Baba Saasharam Bahut Hi Bimaar Pad Gaye Aur Unko Kaafi Doctors Ko Dhikhaya Par Koi Farak Nahi Pada.

Baba Ji Ke Ek Khaas Chamcha Ko Yaad Aaya Ki Baba Ji Ke Khas Hakeem Ji Hai, Unko To Abhi Tak Dikhya Hi Nahi Gaya.

Usne Hakeem Ko Bulvaya Aur Baba Saasharam Ki Halat Ke Bare Mein Bataya.

Hakeem Ne Baba Ji Ko Check Kiya Aur Bataya Ki Sex Na Karne Ki Vajah Se Andkosh Mein Virya Jam Gya Hai,

Aur Iska Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai Ki Baba Ji Kam Se Kam Teen-Chaar Din Jam Kar Sex Kare.

Ab Smasya Thi Ki Baba Ji Ko Ye Baat Kon Bataye, Himmat Kar Ke Chamcha Baba Ji Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola

Chamcha: “Baba Aapko Jo Bimaari Hui Hai Wo Bilkul Hi Theek Ho Jayegi”

Baba Saasharam: “Kya Dvaai Bataai Hai?”

Chamcha: “Baba Aapko Sirf Teen-Chaar Din Sex Karna Padega”

Baba Saasharam: “Ye Nahi Ho Sakta Main Baal-Brahmchari Hun”

Chamcha: “Lekin Baba Apni Health Ke Liye Ek Dava Ke Tor Par To Kar Hi Sakte Ho”

Baba Saasharam: “Nahi Ye Kaam Main Kisi Bhi Surat Mein Nahi Kar Sakta”

Chamcha Wapas Chala Jata Hai Aur Bada Pareshan Ho Jata Hai, Par Achanak Se Hi Usko Ek Idea Aata Hai Aur Wo Bhukh Hadtaal Par Beth Jata Hai.

Baba Ji Ko Ye Bat Pata Chali To Unhone Use Apne Pass Bulvaya.

Baba Saasharam: “Tum Bhukh Hadtaal Kyo Kar Rahe Ho?”

Chamcha: “Baba Ji Aap Apna Ilaaj Nahi Karwa Rahe To Ham Apne Praan Tyaag Denge”

Baba Saasharam: “Achha Theek Hai Main Apna Ilaaj Karwa Leta Hoon Par Uske Liye Kuch Sharte Hai”

Chamcha: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Aap Apni Sharte Bata De”

Baba Saasharam: “Jo Bhi Ladki Mere Sath Sex Ke Liye Lekar Aao Wo Andhi Honi Chahiye Taki Wo Hamein Dekh Na Sake”

Chamcha: “Theek Hai Baba Ji”

Baba Saasharam: “Aur Wo Ladki Behri Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Hamari Awaaz Ko Na Sun Sake”

Chamcha: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi Aur Behri Hogi”

Baba Saasharam: “Aur Wo Ladki Gungi Bhi Honi Chahiye Taki Kisi Bhi Tarah Is Sex Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Bata Na Sake”

Chamcha: “Theek Hai Baba Ji Wo Ladki Andhi, Behri Aur Gungi Hogi”

Baba Saasharam: “Ek Aur Sabse Jaruri Shart Bhi Hai Hamari”

Chamcha: “Wo Kya Hai Baba Ji?”

Baba Saasharam Chamche Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole: “Ladki Ek Dam Jhakkas Maal Honi Chahiye”

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AApki anJu

Hansna jaruri hai

                      सैंपल 

एक बार एक मेडिकल रिप्रेजेन्टेटिव अपनी पत्नी के साथ सेक्स कर रहा था कि तभी अचानक उसकी पत्नी उसका लंड पकड़ कर बोली, "जी एक बात पूछूं तो आप बुरा तो नहीं मानोगे?"

मेडिकल रिप्रेजेन्टेटिव: हाँ पूछो।

पत्नी: ये लंड आपका अपना ही है ना?

Wife ki samajhdari

एक बार एक आदमी अपने काम के सिलसिले में शहर से बाहर जा रहा होता है, तो जाते-जाते बीवी उसे कंडोम का पैकेट देकर बोली, "लो इसे रख लो, मूड बन गया तो इस्तेमाल कर लेना।"

आदमी यह देख मन ही मन खुश हुआ और सोचने लगा, "वाह क्या बीवी मिली है।"

Kamre mai masti

Hello mera name Sonu hai. Mein mumbai mein rehta hu,Mein ek jawan aur sundar ladka hu. Meri age 26 yrs hai main B.A. kar raha hun. Mere lund ka size 9 inch lamba or 5.5 inch round yani mota hai Ab aapko jyada bor na karte huye apani kahani pe aata hu.ye kahani kuch 6 mahine pehle ki hai, normally mein roz subhe 8 baje nikal jata tha aur phir dopeher main ata tha. Mere padosi Mr. Juneja rehte hai. He is a businessmen. Unaki ek mast si wife hai Simran, jo pass ke ek school main Teacher hai. Wo subha 8:00 AM per school jati hai aur 1:00 PM per ghar aa jati hai. Phir din bhar ghar main akeli reheti thi.ek din mara holiday wala din tha toh main aaram se so raha thaa mom neh mujhe jagaya or bola ki door lock kar lo main office ja rahi hun main neh uth kar door lock kiya or phir soo gaya karib 30 min baad phir door bell baji. Maine door khola aur dekha to SIMRAN samne khadi thi.main heran ho gaya or soch raha tha ki yeh hot women aaj mere ghar per keyse? Need main main yeh bhi bhol gaya ki main sirf underware main hun woh mujhe badi goor se dekh rahi thi ki tabhi woh acanak husneh lage or boli ghar main kapdeh nahi hai kya main neh neechye dekha or bhag kar aapneh room main gaya or short and sando pehen kar aaya tab tak woh haal main byeth gayi thi. Main neh puch ki kahiye kese aana huaa woh boli ki kal hamare school main fath party hai main uss ki ticket's bech rahi hun 2 ticket's bachi thi soch aap ko de dun mein neh kaha ki aapneh bilkul theek socha main neh unse ticket's le li Thodi der bat chit huyi. Phir usase meri acchi friendship ho gayi thi.Hamari mulakat ke kuch 15 din bad wo mere kamare main baithi thi. Main uske sath masti kar raha tha. Masti masti main maine uske chochiyo ko dabaya, phir wo uth ke chali gayi. Phir dusare din wo mere kamare me phir se ayi. Lekin jab wo ane wali thi usake pehele maine apne computer pe sexy movie laga ke rakhi thi, jab wo kamre main ayi to usane dekha ki sexy film chal rahi hai. Tab maine wo phatak se band kar di, mujhe pata tha ki wo mujhe puchegi ki tum kya dekh rahe the. Aur usane wahi pucha to maine kaha kuch nahi wo tumhare kam ki chiz nahi hai. To wo jid karne lagi, tab main use kaha ki main sexy movie dekh raha tha. Tab wo boli ki mujhe bhi dekhni hai. Phir maine movie phir se on ki. Thodi der bad main usake kareeb ja ke baitha to usane mujhe pucha kya tumane kabhi eesa kiya hai? To maine kaha han. Aur maa samj gaya ki who mujsa chudwana chati hai, Maine use jhat se pakadkar kiss karne laga shro main woh na nahi karneh lagi per nahi mana toh woh normalho gayi. Phir dhire dhire use chumata raha, jab mujhe ehesas hua ki wo puri garm ho chuki thi to maine usake kapde utarna shuru kiya uuse tite saree bandh rakhi thi jis main wohbahot sexy lag rahi thi. Usake kapde utarne ke bad usaki komal najuk jawani dekhkar main thodi der dang sa rehe gaya. Uska figure bilkul Ideal figur tha, uska figure yehi koi 36-28-34 tha. Uske boobs to bade-2 aur gore-2 the. Uski chut pe ek bhi baal nahi tha aur gulabi rang wadi rasili chut thi.Phir maine aapne kapde bhi utar diye jese he main neh aapna underwer uttara toh woh mera 9 inch lamba or 5.5 inch mota lund dekh kar dang reh gayi uske muh se ek haaaaaiiiiiiiiii nikli or boli kya main isko jhel paungi main bola mere jaan ager tum khud aapne kuhleuttha uttha kar mera pura lund aapne chut main na lo toh mera naam badal dena phir mainne usse aapna lund muh me lene ke liye kaha. Tab wo boli ki kitna bada hai tumhara lund main to mar jaungi. To maine kaha  chinta mat kar meri jan main dhire dhire karoonga phir wo mera lund muh mein le kar 20 minut tak chusati rahi. Woh pehli baar ye sab kar rahi thi lekin kisi tajurbekar ladki ki tarah ye sab kar rahi thi.thodi der baad hum 69 potion main aa gaye woh mere upper thi or mera lund khub jor jor se jitna ho sakta thaa utna aapneh muh mein le kar choosss rahi thi mein bhi uski chut chatne aur chusne laga. To woh chhatpatane lagi. Meine meri jibh uski chut me dal ke use jibh se chodne laga woh muh se mmmmmaaa aaahhh kar rahi thi use ab 2 maze mil rahe the ek toh chut chatneh ka or Dusra lund chosne ka. Mera lund lohe ki tarah sakht ho gaya tha ab meine use bed pe lita diya aur mera lund usaki chut par rakhkar dhire dhire andar dalne ki koshish kar raha tha. Lekin chut tite hone ke karan wo andar nahi ja raha tha phir main uttha or tel la kar uski chut per or kuch aapne lund per laga kar uski chut ke ched per lund rakhne ke bad maine uske lip per mere lip rakh ke use kiss karne laga aur ek jor ka jhatka diya aur pura lund uski chut mein andar tak dal diya. Uske munh se ek chikh nikal gayi lekin mere munh ke andar dab gayi. Uski sil tutne ki wajah se usaka blooding shuru ho gaya tha aur woh rone lag gai thi. To mein thodi der uski tight aur rasili chut me mera bada aur mota lund dale huye bina hile dule uske upar pada raha aur uske boobs dabata raha aur use kiss karata raha.Phir thodi der bad use jab accha lagne laga tab maine jhatke dena shuru kiya. Mein uski bilkul fresh chut mein mera bada aur mota lund under-bahar kar ke use chod raha tha aur woh bhi niche se uske kulhe utha-utha ke maze lekar mujse chudwa rahi thi. Uske munh se badi azib si awwazein aa rahi thi ooohhh rahul mere Sonua aaj mujhe orat bana do is kali koh phol bana do. Woh pura lund le rahi thi aur muje lalkar rahi thi. Aur zor se chodo apani rani ko. Aaj tumne muje swarga ka maza diya hai aaaaahhh. Ab to mein tumse hi rozana chudwaya karungi. Faad do apani rani ki chut ko, bana do uska bhosada. Uske munh se aisi batein sun ke muje bada josh aa raha thaa or jor jor se uski chut chod raha tha har dhakke main woh ek do inch upper ho rahi thi takreban 40 min ki chudayi keh baad woh boli mera Sonu Sonua main jhdne wali hun aaaaahhh lo main jjhadiiiiiiii usne mujhe aapne lag's keh beech main jakad kiya tha main bhi ruk gaya who jab puri tarha jhad gayi toh boli Sonu meri jaan aaj tumneh mujhe phol bana diya hai main neh puch tum khus to hona woh boli aaj se pehle main kabhi bhi itni khus nahi hui main bola theek hai abhi mera jhdna baki hai aab tum dogy styel main ho jaoo main tumhe peeche se chodunga who turant ghum gayi peechye se uske kulhe bahut mast lag rahe the phir main neh puch ki kya main tumhari gand main aapna lund daal sakta hun woh boli jo cahe karo bas mujhe mazaa anaa cahiye main bola shroo main thoda dard hoga toh woh boli pata hai main na bhi karun tab bhi tum jabardasti meri gand jarur marogye wese main bhi gand chudwaneh ka maza lena cahti hun bus aaram se marna meri gand ko main neh kaha theek hai phir main neh tohda tel liya or uski gand per lagaya or kuch aapne lund per.Phir main neh uss ki gand ke ched per aapna 9 inch lamba or 5.5 inch mota lund rakha or ek jordar dhakka mara uss nh aapneh hot daba liye jisse uski ciikh bahar nahi aa saki main ne dekha woh ro rahi thi maine pucha SIMRAN kya dard ho raha hai toh rehne dete hai woh boli nahi Sonu plz aapna lund mat nikalna pura lund meri gand main daal do main bhi nahi rukka or pura lund bahar karke ek jordar jhatka mara ki pura ka pura lund uski gand main sama gaya phir main rukka nahi or khub uski gand marta raha uski gand uski chut se bhi jyada tite thi mujhe uski gand marneh main bahut maza aa raha tha or woh bhi meri chudai ka maza le rahi thi or ohhhh aaaaaaaahhhh maro Sonu or jor se maro meri gand jita cahee marte raho mujhe tumse chudwaneh main bahut maza aa raha hai takriban 30-35 minut use chodne ke bad mainne Simran ko kaha ki meri jaan main ab jhadneh wala hun toh woh boli plzzzzzzz Sonu meri gand ko aapneh anmol ras se bhar do main tumhara bahut ehsaan mand rahungi is doran main aapni seema par aa gaya thaa or khub jor jor se apna lund uski gand main dal kar chod raha tha woh aahh mmmmhhh maro maro chilla rahi thi ki tabhi main jhadne laga main ne aapna pyara ras usaki gand main dal diya.jhadneh ke doran usse bhi mera ras aapni gand main mehsuse ho raha tha jab main pura pani uski gand main nekal kar aapna lund bahar kiya toh oski gand se mera pani bahar aa raha tha phir who uuth kar bathroom gaye or kapde pehne.Phir mujhe kis karneh lagi mian ne SIMRAN se pucha ki tum toh married ho phir tumhari chut se blood kesa woh boli ki plz kisi ko batana nahi mere pati mujhe theek se chod nahi pate hai unka lund 3-4 inch se jyada nahi hai jiski wajeh se mere seel bhi nahi tod sahe hai woh toh 1 ya 2 min main hi jahd jate hai or main pyaasi reh jati thi tum toh jante ho sandya ko woh mere good friend

hai (sandya ke bare main janne ke liye meri 1st story padosan ki chudayipadhe).jab main neh use aapni problem batai toh usse ne mujhse promise liya or bola main teri problem theek kar sakti hun ager tum mano toh phir main neh sandya se kaha ki mian waada karti hun ki yeh baat mere siwa kisi ko pata nahi calegi us keh baad usneh mujhe tumhare or uske relation ke bare main bataya or kaha ki tum cahoo toh rahul ko pata sakti ho or uske lund ka maza le sakti ho phir main ticket ke bahane tumse mili or dhere dhere tumse khul gayi main us ki baat sun kar heran tha par mujhe kya mujhe toh chut cahiye thi jo mujhe mili or woh bhi fresh phir usne pucha ki Sonu jab kabi sex karne ka moka melega to kya tum mujhe chodogye main neh kaha ki tumhe na karne wala koi pagal hi ho sakta hai tum jab bhi mujhe yaad karogi main aa jaunga phir woh mujhe kiss kar ke chali gayi. 

Ladki ka doodh

Ek Ladki Ka Dil Chay Peene Ko Kiya-

Par Jaise Hi Usne Fridge Khola To Usmein Doodh Hi Nahi Thha

Tabhi Use Idea Aya, Vo Apne Kamre Mein Gayi

Apne Kapde Utaare, Naye Kapde Pahne Aur Market Se Doodh Leke Aayi Aur Fir Chay Banake Pee.

Arey Aap Logo Ne Kyu Apna Pakad Liya Tha, Joke To Pura Veg Tha.

Gaand Mein Security System

Santa Ka USA Ka Visa Laga Aur Socha Ki Chalo USA Ghum Ke Aaye

 

USA Pahunch Gaya Aur Socha Ki, Aaj Shopping Mall Mein Chalta Hun Aur Goriyo Ko Dekhta Hun

 

Ab Hai To Hamara Santa Tharki Hi, Usne Samne Jaati Ek Gori Ko Dekha Aur Uske Piche Lag Gaya

 

Thodi Si Aage Jake Bheed Thi Usne Jake Chupke Se Gori Ki Gaand Mein Ungli De Di

 

Esa Karte Hi Achanak Gori Ko Paad (Fart) Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ki Ungli Bahar Aa Gayi

 

Ye Dekh Ke Vo Hairan Hua Aur Bola

 

Santa: “Wah Re America, Yaha To Bundo (Gaand) Mein Bhi Security System Lage Hue Hai“

Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai

Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha-

Pappu: “Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?”

Ladki Sharam Ke maare: “Chhiii, Kitne Besharam Ho Tum.”

Pappu: “Are Main To 500 Rupye Ke Note Ki Baat Kar Raha Tha, Tumhara To Dimaag Hi Ganda Hai.

Babaji ji ke sexy nuskhe

Ek Bar Baba Saxidas Ji Ka Ek Bhakat Thha “Manoj” Naam Ka

Uska Lund Bada Chota Thha, To Vo Hamesha Baba Ji Ke Piche Pada Rahta Thha Aur Puchta Thha

“Baba Ji, Kirpya Mere Ko Apna Lund Bada Karne Ka Upaye Bataye”

Baba Ji Hamesha Usko Taal Dete Thhe, Par Ek Din Usne Jidd Hi Pakad Li Aur Baba Ji Ke Dwar Par Beth Gaya.

Baba Ji Ne Akhir Tang Aakar Usko Ek Bahut Hi Secret Tarika Lund Bada Karne Ka Bata Hi Diya.

Baba Ji Ne Kaha Ki Ek Sunder Si Callgirl Ko Ek Mahine Ka Advance Rent Deke Book Kar Le.

Fir Uski Chut Ki Acche Se Shave Karke Uske Aur Apne Sare Kapde Kapde Utar Ke Bed Pe Lita Le

Ab Apne Lund Ko Uski Chut Se Thoda Sa Fix Duri Par Rakh, Jitna Bhi Tera Dil Kare Lund Ko Chut Se Touch Na Karne Diyo.

Pure Ek Mahine Tak Isi Tarha Se Lund Ko Rok Ke Rakhiyo, Kisi Bhi Hal Mein Chut Se Touch Tak Na Karne Diyo

Ek Mahine Ke Baad Jab Tu Check Kargea To Payega Ki Tera Lund Ab Chut Ko Touch Karne Lag Gaya Hai

Aur Utna Badd Chuka Hai Jitni Tune Chut Se Duri Rakhi Thi.

Manoj Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha Ki: “Aisi Kaisi Baba Ji?”

To Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bole

“Beta Chut Ki Pyas Itni Buri Hai Ki Lund Apne Ko Khinch Khich Ke Uski Taraf Le Jane Ki Koshish Karega Aur Uski Lambayi Badti Jayegi.”

Pappu aur condom

Pappu Ke 2 Bache The Aur Uski Biwi Nahi Chahti Thi Ki Aur Bachhe Ho So Isliye Vo Use Har Bar Sex Karte Hue Condom Lagane Ko Bola Karti Thi Ek Din Raat Ko Pappu Jab Sex Karne Laga To Condom Lagate Hue Bola Pappu: “Uff Ye Roz Roz Condom Laga Ke Main To Dukhi Ho Gaya Hun” Biwi Sharmate Hue Masumiyat Se Boli: “Aap Ispe Lamination Hi Kyu Nahi Karva Lete?“