Suhagrat aur Pranayaam

2 Ladkiyaan Aapas Mein 1-Dusre Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi.
Pahli: “Kal Mera First Time Tha”
Dusri: “Oh Really, Kya Hua?”
Pahli: “Shuru Mein Dheere-Dheere Andar Liya Aur Dheere Se Bahar Nikaala”
Dusri: “Dheere Se Kyu?”
Pahli: “Unhone Bataya Tha, Pehle Dheere-Dheere Karna Hai”
Dusri: “Theek Hai, Phir?”
Pahli: “Pehle 10 Minute Tak Aise Hi Kiya, Badi Mushkil Hui Kaabu Karne Mein”
Dusri: “Uske Baad? Kya Hua”
Pahli: “Phir Thoda Teji Se Liya, Phir Aur Tej – Phir Aur Tez”
Dusri: “Hmmmmmm Phir ?”
Pahli: “Phir Jhatke Se Andar Leti Gayi, Aur Jhatke Se Bahar Nikaalti Gayi”
Dusri: “Oh My God”
Pahli: “Saare Room Mein Aawaaz Goonjne Lagi, Kafi Der Tak Kiya, Teji Se Lete Aur Bahar Nikaalte Hue Dard Bhi Shuru Ho Gaya Tha”
Dusri: “Aage Bataaaa, Phir Kya Hua”
Pahli: “Bas Yaar Ramdev Baba Ne Kaha Aise Hi Pranayaam Mein Apne Saans Ko Kaabu Karo, Anand Aayega.